How to Pass Shit Tests

7 Ways to Pass Shit Tests Effortlessly

I will NOT be addressing hoop theory in this article, however, I will give you ways to pass this, but generally speaking, this article applies to if she shit tests you or she's a tad bitchy.

I will NOT be addressing the classic hot girl blaise' either. However, I'll cover the pause & stare, more on this later.

Simply put, I want you to know how to pass seven shit tests without being a fucking pushover.

Never Show Weakness When She Shit Tests You

The single most important point to shit tests is this is how she screens you. This is how women weed out the insecure baby boys. Yes, I mean that. 

If you are butt-hurt EASILY... That is a surefire sign that you can be emotionally swayed quickly. And it's a massive turn-off. Meaning, do not get butt-hurt over any challenge a girl throws at you.

I am going to give you examples of shit tests throughout this article. In fact, this can attract taken girls too if you show her that you're not to be messed with. 

So let's get started, here is the first common shit test you will deal with if she is a good-looking woman and a lot of men have approached her...

Shit Test 1 - Is That Your Pick-Up Line?

What a fun test to pass. I did cover this in How to Flirt using Push Pull, however, too many guys told me, "That rebuttal is too long and I don't want to use it."

Ok. Cool. Here's another way to pass this test...

"Yes it is my pick-up line. And I will own it."

Do you see how easy that is? A lot of you are LAZY. 

And that is what stops you from self-improving. Start practicing what I give you in the real world and don't over think it.

Here is a REALLY good way to pass this shit test you'll hear in the podcast of this article...

"I said it, I meant it, I'm here to represent it."

Again, this is from the TV Show, Californification and I own that I stole it from the character Hank Moody.

Shit Test 2 - Aren't You Going to Buy Me a Drink? 

This is the single most important test girls use to test your masculinity. 

It's like if you are looking for a woman who is willing to be feminine, wouldn't you test her to see if she is feminine and doesn't try to act like a fucking dude?

You hear me in the podcast on how I would respond right? There are many different ways to skin a cat as they say, but this is my response..

"No." And that is the easiest response. I have some ways you can steal the frame in my first dating eBook, such as... 

"Yeah but can you ask me in a British Accent?"

However, my go-to response isn't that one anymore. All I tell girls when they ask me to buy them a drink is "No."

If they keep persisting, simply put I will say, "Why do you care that I do this favor? Seriously, I just want to ask you, why does it matter that I get you a drink?"

Now you can see why girl's have called me an asshole who doesn't listen to them.

Shit Test 3 - The Pause & Stare

Do not move or flinch when girls do this. Be still and stay calm, cool and comfortable. 

Hotter women do this and the reason is because they want to see if you will break your frame and start accommodating her. 

Let's say you drop the opener from my first eBook and tell her this... 

"You look like you'd steal all my shirts, but you're kinda cute. Fingers crossed your not crazy."

Then you get the pause and stare. First and foremost, don't email me and say, "You're openers didn't work Adam!!!"

No dude, here's what happened... Women get hit on by fucking idiots who bend ass backwards and do them favors.

They are staring at you to see if you are who you say you are!!

So, if this happens, it's not my opener that didn't work, simply put, she wants to see if you have a strong frame.  

Watch the video on the frame article to see how you can win the staring contest. 

"Are you done trying to get me to flinch? Because we can both stare all night and you won't win."

There you go. Remember brother's, learn to dilate your pupils and girls will dilate them back. Would be wise to flirt with your eyes.

Unconsciously girls will get turned on because attraction isn't rational. It's created through the emotional lizard brain.

Shit Test 4 - I'm Not Going Home With You

If you are a listener of my podcast, you know that I consistently say... "Nice guys are afraid of conflict. Assholes embrace conflict."

Have you listened to 7 Ways to Pass Shit Tests in this article above?

Mike gives an excellent response to this one. Here's how I would respond if a girl tells me this challenge...

"I think that is a wise choice since I suck kissing girls anyways."

Now some of you might be wondering, WHAT??? 

Yes brothers, I am telling you from saying this comment before, it fucking works.

The reason is simple... If you tell them that you suck at kissing, what guy tells them that?? NO ONE. 

It shows you don't care to impress her. That is a bad boy trait. Don't get it twisted, girls know that men are thirsty. 

However, that comment shows zero neediness to get anything from her which means she will ironically work harder to try to kiss you.

Shit Test 5 - Stop Talking to Me

Damn, that's a brutal comment. But girl's will say this. Often this is just a front, and using sarcasm does work to get passed her bitch shield.

However, I want to give you another way to pass this challenge, here's what you can say...

"Come on, I know you want to talk to me right now. Relax, it's all good. Let's talk about how we can have fun and banter."

As you hear in the podcast, it's important to be in a better state than her so you can raise up her mood. 

However, if she generally does not want to talk to ANYONE, here's what you say...

"I'll come back later when you've dealt with your own outside circumstances that have nothing to do with me or anyone here."

Remember how to increase her respect? You never allow outside circumstances to affect you, especially not her bitchy moments.

Shit Test 6 - Why Do You Workout So Much?

Any of you guys who are highly in to health & fitness, be prepared for this one as I'm sure you've probably heard it. 

You can use misinterpretation as we covered in the podcast, or you can say this...

"Yeah I might lift, but I skip leg day. In fact I've nicknamed them the getaway sticks. So don't touch these legs or I'll have to ask you to buy me a drink."

Love it when they throw me this challenge because I can challenge them subtly to get her to never touch my legs. 

See how that works? When you are a challenge to women, that in my mind is the best position to be in because now she will take that as a direct challenge to try touching your legs ;-))

Shit Test 7 - You're Being Mean

I may just tell this story again on another well-known podcast in the coming weeks because its sooo good on how I passed her test. 

This was a brief moment I covered in the podcast with Mike, girls will challenge you while you are about to escalate. 

She looked fine, she was wearing her Sephora make-up, then she kept saying, "Adam what's with your harsh words on your blog?"

At first, I did takeaway attention. She persisted, and told me, "Why are you mean Adam?"

I heard her tonality. It was FEMININE. It was almost like she WANTED me to go further in to my masculine frame...

So I amplified her test, walked her up against the wall, looked at her lips and said... "But you like that don't you?"

Her face turned red. Fucking hot brothers. The more feminine and girly they are, the better the sex.

Then she told me, "How do you do that trick with your eyes?"

I responded... "It's something I practiced. You like it when do it don't you?"

I looked at her lips, then I looked back up to her eyes, long pause. We had a connecting moment. "Can you resist kissing me?"

That was another test she told me. So I told her... "I'm going to kiss you all over your body and never kiss your lips."

Then she whispered, "I dare you" in a hot whisper. Boom. Did I kiss her all over her body?

Of course I did. I waited to kiss her lips till we were in bed. Wow, that was a steamy story. It ended in breaking her bed. 

The Takeaway

Depending on each test, it really matters what she says and how she says it because girls can just ask you an innocent question and if you misinterpret her question as a test, she will not be attracted. 

However, in this article I've addressed seven common tests and seven ways to pass it. To be clear, you need to see how she acts when she says any test I covered.

Because a lot of you can lose your shit and turn in to an emotionally out-of-control man who cannot maintain his composure. 

That means even though I said some girls like assholes, don't get it twisted and turn in to a fucking passive-aggressive boy.

You need to have good emotional control. Again, listen to the podcast in this article. Learn to control your anger, and just be calm, cool, and comfortable.

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